My Man, the Man.

In honor of Knitty’s The Man Issue, my lovely boyfriend, Kevin, will be guest blogging today.

Man in image not actual boyfriend.

He agreed to review the designs in Knitty.

Man in image also not actual boyfriend.

Click on the number to see the design.

1. But even cooler guys… find women to knit for them.
2. Clearly hoping to get “Lucky”.
3. *laughs hysterically* Nothing like a little shower cap fu.
4. Captain Christopher Pike, Before the Accident.
5. Doesn’t that make your elbows sweat?
6. Did you get the Garanimals pants to go with it? (Before he saw the children’s version.)
7. Morrisey takes up golf.
8. The baby is a future painter. But pretty cute. The baby.
9. Why does he look like he would rather you were really naughty?
10. That’s just hideous! You wouldn’t give that to someone who lost their scalp in a tragic thresher accident.
11. That’s pretty mossy looking there.
12. Are they a marital aid, or something for the burn ward?
13. If you blink really fast, the stripes appear to strobe.
14. Sometimes, a cigar is just a cigar, but sometimes, hey, are these things stain resistant?
15. Somewhere in this picture is an invisible Aztec.
16. Dude, your sack is really furry.

Gail back - Kevin’s comments were nicer than mine. To give you an idea, I said this about one of the designs:

“Damn, I wish she would have knit this for me _before_ we got married so I could have dumped her ass.”

Anyways, if you are looking for a sweater just like Lucky, only not insanely bulky with an ugly neckline, you want to buy the Paton Leaflet, Indigo Days, from Elann(click to see actual sweater).

Man in image still not actual boyfriend.
It’s also known on this blog as “The sweater of great boringness”, due to how you will die of boredom from all the mistake rib.