VERY Questionable Headwear

Hi! This is Franz the Austrian Monkey.  I live with Aimee the Sis.

Yes, I am a VERY handsome Monkey.

I’m sure you all have wondered where Gail has been – well, she was recently spotted in  Colorado, visiting her mom and sister for Easter.  So I thought I’d tell you all about what has been up.

Yes, in between work, boyfriend and friends, she’s been wearing bunny hats.   Why?

Worse yet, other people, including her own mother posed in it.

Check out Gail’s sexy new hair!   Of course, it only ended up straight because Aimee the Sis spent like 9 hours on it.

Since Gail came out for easter, she and Aimee the Sis had to go out on the town.   It turns out Gail is a super cheap drunk, as demonstrated by these two pictures, via cell phone.

Guess which one is the SOBER picture.  Geez, those girls get into major trouble if you leave them alone for a second.

Knitting?  What?   Of course Gail has been knitting.

First, she made me a hat and some socks to keep me warm.  That’s after I visited Chicago, and it was 90 million degrees below zero.

She also made Aimee a pair of socks, but the second Aimee put one on, it blew a seam.  So Gail muttered something about not weaving in an end correctly and whisked it away.  In honor of the fallen sock, I’ve decided to only wear one of my socks until Aimee gets her sock back.

That gives my girlfriend, Jacqueline,  a hat!  And I’m wearing Aimee’s unleaked sock as a hat!  Brilliant!  Gail mentioned something about the sock being made out of “vintage” socks that rock that she bought before it got “big”.   Whatever, I just know its warm.  My hat and socks are made out one strand of orange and one strand of green KnitPicks Crayon.  I have no idea what that means, but they do rock.

Oh, I almost forgot.  The Lu (who did turn out to be a boy) says hi from his favorite tree.

I know, crazy!   Well, we’re heading out to Breckinridge for vacation relaxing time with Aimee the Sis!   Let’s hope we can convince Gail to come back soon!   I heard she’s knit like 20 million socks and most of a shawl!

No, you can’t have any of our bbq potato chips!