I’m at the point I get to in almost all my projects. The “I Hate You, Project” point. The “Shut Up and Go Away Project” point. You know the point.
I’m definately there with the Isle of Unst Veil. I’m sick of knitting on it. I just want to knit socks instead. But I can’t, because it’ll look stupid to walk down the aisle with a bunch of socks attached to my head. So, the only item I am allowed to knit on when I am in my house is the veil. That’s it. I have less than 6 months to go, and I’m 3.5 balls into it. Or maybe 4.5 balls. They sent me 9 balls of evil, cobweb sheltand lace. I hate you shetland lace, with your littleness and tinyness.
I’m, at best, half way through the project. I’d count the balls of yarn I have remaining, but that might just be depressing. I am half way through the second chart of the border, but as I’ve mentioned before, the border increases 4 stitches every other row, so I’m really like 3% into the border, given that there is a total of 3 charts.
I just pulled that 3% out of my butt, by the way. Maybe it’s like 20%. I don’t know. I just know that it is lace and I want to knit fun fur scarves out of fake fun fur now.
Oh, fine, here are some pictures of the veil. It’s all currently bunched up on a 24 inch circular size 0 needle. A size 0 needle that has given me a very attractive callous on my right index finger tip. If I’m not careful, I manage to poke the needle into the hole right smack in the middle of the callous, and it hurts.
I’ll have a total of around 288 inches on that needle by the time I’m done. Good thing cobweb scrunches up to absolutely nothing.

Knitting fine gauge lace requires a pretty big leap of faith. Who can imagine that that lump of freaky cocoonness will one day be a gorgeous lace veil? Not I, I say. For all I know, once I finish and block the thing, it’ll actually spell out “I HATE YOU TOO”. I’m hoping there will be trees and diamonds and spider webs.
Here’s a close up of the border so far.

I’m also beginning to worry about the cobweb snapping into pieces when I try to block it. I know that won’t happen, but its just so tiny and skinny and fragile.
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